Please pardon the dust.

Welcome to BBO. 'Round here, we don't cotton to Web 2.0 or "best practices". If you find Javascript, please report it to the webmaster and it will be disposed of with extreme prejudice.

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The music you are hearing if you have autoplay turned on comes from the Geocities Midi archive. Its creator (who is not me) is lost to the sands of time.